hey. stop scrolling.

real-live-dragon:

kzjorg:

real-live-dragon:

if you’re seeing this post on your dash, i just want you to know that i am incredibly ripped and muscular and sexy.

reblog so your followers can see

Why must you do this

say👏it👏louder👏for👏the👏people👏in👏the👏back

nightmarize:

nc127:

are u unfollow, soft block, or hardblock?

I cancel my internet service if someone so much as types to me in a harsh tone

local cryptid appears on tumblr to reblog Relatable Id Content and leaves

speedfreak01:

rewindsreceipts:

Me, locked in the time pod with overlord: h…..hewwo……

@knightoath

synqra:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/BSIxE9FBN_c/
”

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

tripropellant:

how fun would it be to live in the world of you tube poops. you just mill about and do whatever you please, content in the knowledge that some day michael rosen will show up unbidden and say COCK at you so hard and loud that you explode